CHAPTER DRAKE VERSUS MEEK AND MILL

If you watch the news, you know the most important headline right now is the ongoing feud between Drake and Meek Mill. You might have to skip the less important issues like the BANGKOK BOMBING, or the BAILOUTS IN GREECE or whatever.. this issue is way way way wayy more complex than any of that.

We’re talking hurt emotions here.. we’re talking trust issues here… we’re talking ghostwriters and ghostbusters here… we’re talking keeping it 8 more than 92 with it (100) here…

Lucky for you, yours truly has uncovered the T.R.U reasons for the ongoing meat (pause) between the two lyrical bloggernauts. These are the reasons the media won’t tell you, but I’m not about to leave y’all thirsty aii? Let’s get it…

LETS START FROM THE BOTTOM (pause)

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Okay, So You pro’ably heard the allegations Meek Mill has tabled before Drake. Yea you praably heard the Coke boy took to twitter to attack Drake, with allegations like

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and

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I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT THOSE LOOKED LIKE PRETTY LEGIT FEDERAL OFFENCES TO ME. DRAKE SHOULD BE ARRESTED LOL

Okay, as you pro’ably guessed Drake replied this by tossing two pebbles at the MMG Gaoliath. Drake busted back (pause) with two ballads. The first was a song called Charged up (pause) and the second was called Back to Back (pause). In the two tracks, He basically says Meek Mill doesn’t have enough pills and potions to challenge him with.

 

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Now what many of you may not know is that Jay HOVA (Jay-Z for short) had already predicted the life that his only begotten son, Drake, would lead. SURPRISE NIGGUH!!

It was in an earlier song called “Light up”.

Yup, Jay had appeared to Drake in a dream after smoking a burning bush and here’s what he had to say..

Light up Ch 1: V 2

Jay Z –

Drake, Here’s how they gon’ come at you

With silly rap feuds trying to distract you

In disguise in the form of a favour

… watch for the traitors

jay

 

& there you have it. Drake is trying to fulfill the scriptures his father, HOVA, has laid out for him. You all better watch the throne, because Jay has sent his only yogotti son, born and bar mitzvah’d in Canada, Drizzus, to beef for our sakes with this one.

 

But then Jay Z did raise some valid points with his verse, Meek Mill really did ‘come in disguise in the form of a favour’. It was in the form of songs such as “Amen”  and “RICO”. Songs which featured Drake

and the 6 god shall mark him as his equal
and the 6 god shall mark him as his equal

 

And this ‘silly rap feud’ really is distracting…

 

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Lord knows where this eternal struggle for life and death and billboard hits will lead us. If we’re not careful, history might just repeat itself. Hopefully, we do not have another 2pac and Biggy situation (Drake would be 2Pac in this instance

…. AND Biggy).

Who among these warriors will prove their dreams are worth more than money?? Will the 6 God rise up and melt all the ice caps in Canada, sending the world into a flood once again?? Or will the Meek inherit the earth, and fill it with house parties?

 

BARBIE-TRAYAL

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Now another angle that is slowly unfurling is the disloyalty of this Jezebel to her one time sweetheart, Drache. You pro’ably heard that Wicki Winaj and Week Will have been exchanging smoochies all over the country (Aww) and sharing some of Drake’s secrets. This must have caused some heartache to Drake (reportedly), it’s bad enough that their Music Video wedding moment was not for life. Then again, as Drake will tell you, 6 God is ‘Selfish with the love’ and ‘needs all the praise’.

Now the rumours are swirling that Zeus Graham did not officially bed Nicki or Consummate their marriage, as earlier unconfirmed reports had earlier confirmed. Since then, Nothing has been the same.

 

But whatever the outcome of this war, no doubt I will be clutching my blanket and praying me and my eternal nae-nae be spared.  If you’re reading this it may already be too late—the Drake-Meek Meal war is upon us and we must be vigilant.

I must implore all of you to keep your doors and windows locked at all times (especially those of you in Toronto and Houstonlantavegas), be with your families in these trying times. I too will be praying hard for your safety.

6 God be with you all.

Take care.

Thank me later.

I’m gone.

(So far gone)

Meek Mill album name.

 

THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT THE 6 / THE 6 COMMANDMENTS (bonus)

1. Shit is hot up in the 6 right now aww… hot up in the 6 boy

2. 6 God is watching I just hope you’re prepared to face him

3. When you see a scripture wit so many 6’s you should be afraid

4. 6 God is selfish with the love, he needs all the praise

5. Blessings on Blessings for me and my nigguhs from the 6… look at what we did

6. 6 God like Lou Will

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